Michael Moore, famous anti-America, anti-gun advocate uberliberal one-percenter, is in the news again. His bodyguard was arrested for... wait for it...

Filmmaker Michael Moore’s bodyguard was arrested for carrying an unlicensed weapon in New York’s JFK airport Wednesday night.

Police took Patrick Burke, who says Moore employs him, into custody after he declared he was carrying a firearm at a ticket counter. Burke is licensed to carry a firearm in Florida and California, but not in New York.

Nice Deb lists recent irony-laden articles (with snark-infested titles) from Weasel Zippers (content warning):

See, Moore believes in 2nd Amendment rights for his well-heeled self, but in typical totalitarian-embracing left-wing fashion, he just doesn’t believe in 2nd Amendment rights for the less well off or less politically connected.

Moore tweeted this December 18:

MSNBC: The NRA has just broken its silence. They said they are "shocked" -- SHOCKED! -- by the murders in CT. They're in for a shock alright

— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) December 18, 2012

Michael Moore just parodied himself, a la Captain Renault.

Hat tip to Erin Haust. Cross-posted at FreedomDogs.