Nope, I didn't watch the State of the Union. But Stephen Green did. And as usual he has the line of the night. Actually, several:

“Do more to encourage fatherhood.”
Maybe we could start by not paying for other people’s condoms.
Just a thought.

And:

OMG. “The greatest nation on earth cannot continue drifting from one manufactured crisis to the next.”
This is like me berating the trash guys for all the empty liquor bottles they haul away from the end of my drive.

And:

“Gabby Giffords deserves a vote.”
WTF? Did she move and forget to re-register?

And, my personal favorite:

“No one should take my word for it.”
I’m laughing like the Joker and crying like Smokey Robinson.

More, much more, at the link. Remember, one way to save the Republic from the depredations of a guy like Obama is through relentless mockery. Presidents should be mocked and I'm hard pressed to think of any president who deserves it more than the gent currently occupying the Oval Office.

Cross-posted and comments welcome at Mr. Dilettante's Neighborhood.