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Well, that changes everything!
The Republican Convention is going to draw scads of protesters. Bully for them.
It’s also going to draw scads of arrested (figuratively) adolescents who intend on creating mayhem. Some of them have been saying in public that their intention is to “shut down Saint Paul” and “stop the convention” and harass delegates outside the convention and generally cause mayhem. And while I’m willing to write 90% of it off to vainglorious adolescent posturing, rumor has it that it’d be naive to assume that it all is. Very, very naive.
Fortunately, Grace Kelly rides to the rescue. Kelly - a Saint Paul area 9/11 Truther and DFL spear-carrier - writes for MNBlue, a blog that lost last year’s “Unintentionally Funniest Leftyblog Contest” only because I didn’t allow myself to vote 200 times a day - submits a pledge for your approval:
I propose that everyone involved in the peace parades and peace protests at Republican National Convention (RNC) use the same pledge as the School of the Americas vigil in Georgia.
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We will gather together in a manner that reflects the world we choose to create. We will promote an alternative to domination systems by acting with love, respect, mutuality, compassion and acceptance for the interdependence of all life.
We will struggle for a world free from violence, and we will use
actions, words and symbols consistent with this struggle.
We will not use or instigate violence against any person.
We will act with respect for the people and property of the local community.
We will promote the safety of ourselves and others through our
actions and interactions.
We commit to recognize and to work to dismantle all forms of
oppression in our personal relationships, local neighborhoods, globally and with Earth itself.
We will return to our communities with renewed energy to create the peace.(Retyped from a physical copy)
One minor change is in pledge to ensure relevance , the phrase “to close the SOA/WHINSEC” is changed to the more generic “to create peace”.
An alternative is the Pledge to Nonviolence. that all marchers in Birmingham had to sign, before participating in the marches:
Oh, have no fear; since the various Tic factions resemble the Peoples Front of Judea sketch, Kelly actually submits about forty different options for pledges, delving into the semiotics of each in a way that sjdaksd kl,ml;ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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Oh, crap. I’m sorry. I nodded off. Where was I?
Pledges. While Kelly (have I mentioned she’s a 9/11 Truther?) does give a small pile of options for pledges to give out, she neglects to tell us how she’s going to get the Black Bloc, the “Youth Against War”, and the other groups that have reported dedicated themselves to mayhem and violence to take, and follow, them.
Note to all you lefties; we know most of you aren’t going to cause any problems, pledge or no. It’s all those “people” who travel with you that we’re watching.
Cross-posted at Shottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt in The Dark. |
