…a “column I didn’t finish” - one I found so atrociously bad I had to bail out in mid-stream (and not in the bad, AIG, taxpayers-funding-stupidity sense, but in the “save a few precious minutes of life” kind of way).
Garrison Keillor in the Strib:
I saw two moose on a bike trail in Anchorage last week and did not kill either one of them, neither the cow nor her calf, though under the Bush Doctrine I certainly had a right to, since the cow could have charged and pinned me to a tree and danced me to death.
The moose would have gotten off on rhetorical self-defense.
Cross-posted and comments welcome at Shot In The Dark.
