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The Big Stink

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By day the Big Stink is as a sales representative for a stamp & engraving company. He is, therefore, a puppet of Big Stamps. He owns a Big Car with a BCF, a Big Carbon Footprint. He has Big Dogs and feeds them raw meat.

His wife is the Big Kahuna in his household and his teenaged daughter is a Big Heartbreaker. His son is in the Navy and works on Big Helicopters with Big Guns. His son is a product of the Big Military-Industrial Complex, walks softly and carries a Big Stick.

The Big Stink prefers using a psuedonym because of the Big Idiots who are his neighbors who see the blogosphere as a Big Threat to their BGD's, Big Government Delusions.

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